Culinary Crafts — Mary Crafts

I have performed at many, many events. Culinary Crafts is a great caterer that shows up frequently, and they are great! Our client Diamond Rental assigned us to interview the owner, Mary Crafts. I have know Mary for years so it was a nice chance to bump into her again. If you would like to see our video of her, click here.


Utah’s Sundance Film Festival Spurs Calls to Action

Utah’s Sundance Film Festival has plenty of silliness and un-restrained selling behavior but…. it does some things right. Head believer Robert Redford has kept an artist’s true north to the affair. Some of the films showing sound great. Check out this link: Documentary makers spur calls to action at Sundance.

As a comedian performing in Utah I am always excited to see exciting artistic endeavors wash up on our shores. It’s inspiring. Any comedy films? I would love to see a comedy documentary.

Informational Internet

“Many animals like beer which may seem odd as it is only produced by humans but beer-like liquids are found in nature.

Bears, monkeys, elephants, dogs and even shrews are all known to be partial to the taste, often drinking to excess.” Wikipedia

Behavior Modification Reinforcers

The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification reinforcers.” Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in some unapproved, experimental psychological treatment, she called the physician’s office to inquire, “What on earth are behavior modification reinforcers?” “Lollipops,” was the reply.

Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business.
“I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. “I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months.”
“Why in the world would you do that?” the other asked.
She responded, “It’s the best way I can learn which ones I can do without.”

The income tax expert was visiting the school to talk about taxes. “I’m going to tell you now about “indirect” taxes. Can anybody tell me what an indirect tax is?”
“A dog license,” said Smart Josh.
“And why is that?” asked the expert.
“The dog doesn’t pay it,” replied Josh.

It’s All How You Look At It

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!” The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude! “The pastor said, “Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word with him.” [dramatic pause]

“Hi, George. Say, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”

The greens keeper replied, “Oh, yes, that’s a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”

The group was silent for a moment.

The pastor said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”

The doctor said, “Good idea. And I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”

The engineer said, “Why can’t these guys play at night?”