An 85 yr old man speaking with his doctor after an examination. Dr says “You’re the most virile man I’ve ever examined.” “My father has me beat,” he replies. “Your father?” “Yes, he’s 105 yrs old and just married a 21 yr old girl.” Doc asks, “Why would a 105 yr old man want to marry a 21 yr old girl?” …Old man replies, “What makes you think he ‘wanted’ to?!”
An 80-year-old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old model. He goes to his doctor for a check-up a couple of weeks before the wedding date. The doctor looks him over and says,
“You seem completely healthy but I must tell you one thing.”
“What’s that?”, the old man asks.
“At your age, sex can be dangerous, and you need to watch it, take care as it could be really deadly” the doctor replies.
The 80-year-old millionaire thinks for a minute and then says, “What the hell, if she dies, she dies.”